Looking For Work

A doctor from France says: "In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and … [Read more...]

My Scottie Dog

MyScottieDog

Went down this morning to the DHSS to sign my dog on. The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefits". I explained to her that my dog is black, unemployed, idle, can't speak English and does not know who his dad is. She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify..... He gets his first payment on Friday. Damn, this is a great country. … [Read more...]

Right Wing Humor

RightWingHumor

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Cartoon from the Chicago Tribune in 1934. Applies Today.

ChicagoTribune1934

This cartoon was in the Chicago Tribune in 1934. Look carefully at the plan of action in the lower left corner. … [Read more...]

Halloween Political Cartoon

HalloweenCartoon

Halloween Cartoon … [Read more...]